Odell Walker
Vulgar collection

UNCLE BUD

Chorus:

Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud,
Uncle Bud, Uncle Bud, Ucle Bud,
Who in hell is Uncle Bud?

Ole Aunt Dinah dead an' gone,
Jaws of her p---y keep a-working' on.

Who in the hell an' damnation
Sh-t that t-rd on pa's plantation?

Ole Aunt Dinah, can't you tell,
You been f--kin' sho' as hell?

Funniest thing I ever saw:
Bull frog f--kin' his mammy-in-law.
Toad frog saya, "I'd be ashame."
Bull frog says, "You God damn fool, you'd do the same."

Big fish, little fish, playin' in the water;
Some son-of-a-bitch has done bigged my daughter.

Big cat, little cat, teeninety titten,
If you don't stop sh-ttin', gonna kill all the kittens.

Note: "Bigged", said the singer, "means to get her
in a family condition."

Expurgation in the original typscript. Song from Guy B. Johnson papers, Wilson Library, Chapel Hill.