The farmer and the maid
We’re courtin’ by the glade
down by the well
they didn’t know I was there
Oh the farmer he was bashful
and the maid and she was shy
he asked her if he could and this was her reply.
You can do it if you wanna,
but you gotta do it right
and don’t you dare do it
like you did the other night
for you do
I won’t be true
and I’ll never let you do it again
I really mean it
I’ll never let you kiss me again!