The version I heard from my in-laws (natives of Leicester) goes like this:
Shithole, shithole, she told me I should be Arsehole, arsehole, a soldier for the Queen To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee To fight for my cunt, to fight for my cunt, to fight for my cunt-ta-ry
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