For years three of us sang at a local retirement facility. We'd usually open with "There's a Meeting Here Tonight" or an original parody. Here'tis...


Country Home Thursday (C) …from “Come on and Join the Air Force or “Son of a Gambolier” or “Ramblin’ Wreck from GA Tech”

         C                                                   G                         C
Tom, Jeff, and Bill can’t get our fill of Country Home Estates,
                                                             D                   G
Sing our song, it won’t take long you never have to wait,
F                                                   C                            G
Funny songs and parodies, and hymns we’ve got a bunch,
       C                                                    G                         C
Just stick around, enjoy the sound, ‘n then you’ll go to lunch.

                        F                            C
    You’ll go to lunch, you’ll go to lunch, just stick around,
                                    G                         C
    enjoy the sound, ‘n then you’ll go to lunch.


I’m Tom, I’m Jeff, and I am Bill, I think we’ve got it right,
Sometimes we sing as one voice, and other times we fight,
No matter how you slice it…it often comes out wrong,
Just keep your seat but feel the beat, and join us in the song.

In the song...

We’re here on Thursday mornings of every other week,
Hear us in your rooms or…come out and sneak a peek,
No one ever told us that we’d be superstars,
Singing here just keeps us off the streets and out of bars.

And out of bars...