An old lady who lived alone in a house by a river called the County Sheriff.
"I want to report some young boys acting indecently! They're playing in the river right down the hill from my house. And they are NUDE!"

"Well," said the sheriff, "boys will be boys, but I'll send someone out to move them."

A couple of hours later, she called back. "They only moved a little ways. When I go to sit on my front porch, I can still see them! I am offended!"

Again, the sheriff sends a deputy out, and again, the old lady calls back.
"They moved behind some bushes, but when I go to my upstairs sewing room, I can still see them!"

Now the sheriff decides to solve the problem once and for all, and goes out himself to move the boys a couple of hundred yards down the river.

He thinks all is well, but again she calls back!

"I had them move way down! Now what?"

" Well,if I go up to my attic and lean way out the attic window with my binoculars, I can still see them!"