I overheard some of the family singing bawdy songs some nights when they were in their cups. This is to the best of my recollection and I believe there were more verses In 1492 Columbus he set sail-o He set sail to Port of Spain to find a piece of tail-o He knew the world was round-o And tail-o could be found-o That scientific, geographic Christopher Columbo One day on a beach far away They found a maiden brown Before the sun had set that day She earned 10000 crown They screwed her once, they screwed her twice They screwed her once too often They broke the mainspring in her ass And laid her in her coffin He knew the world was round-o And tail-o could be found-o That scientific, geographic, engineering Christopher Columbo
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