I'm afraid to say, I grew up with a very similar accent as I used to live halfway up the next county. Nevertheless, some subtleties still escape me.


Now down on our farm nowadays
The boys have got the latest dancing craze;
They wriggle an’ giggle,
Shout, “Ooh arr!”
‘Tis the Chew Magna cha-cha-cha
No jumped-up(?) [____] tango
Wi’ a Farrington Gurney fandango
Oh, ‘tis the dance they do, ooh arr!
‘Tis the Chew Magna cha-cha-cha

Take ‘er easy, not too hard,
Cha-cha slowly through the old farmyard;
Through the pig-sty
With a happy will
Cha-cha through the old pigswill;
You can see us country boys do it,
From [____] to Hinton Blewett
Oh, ‘tis the dance they do, ooh arr!
‘Tis the Chew Magna cha-cha-cha

Take ‘er easy, mind the cat;
Mind ol’ Jarge’s Zunday milkin’ hat;
Mind the zider,
Barrels strong;
Don’t fall head-fust in the dung;
All o’ the cows have got the sensation,
They say ‘tis better’n artificial insem’nation
Oh, ‘tis the dance they do, ooh arr!
‘Tis the Chew Magna cha-cha-cha

Take ‘er easy, mind the [___];
Cha-cha slowly ‘neath ol’ dung-cart;
Not too fast,
And not too quick
Cha-cha down to Stanton Wick;
No jumped-up [____] tango
Wi’ a Farringdon Gurney fandango
Oh, ‘tis the dance they do, ooh arr!
‘Tis the Chew Magna cha-cha-cha