A man knocked on my door last night said he had a telegram for me. I said I'd never received a singing telegram and I told him to sing it. He said, "I don't think I should," he said And I said, "Sing it!" He said, "Well if you insist." [Stomping foot twice] "Your sister rose is dead." As transcribed from the video of John Wayne on Don Rickles and John Wayne (1975 TV Special) on youtube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-AlVDghSio&t=410s
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