Here's a joke for you: A telegram man goes to the door and he rings the doorbell and this little old lady comes to the door. Ninety-one year old lady comes to the door. And he says, "I have a telegram for you ma'am." And she says, "Is it a singing telegram?" No, it's just a regular telegram? Oh, could you sing it to me please. I've never had a singing telegram. I'm 91 years old. I may never have another chance to have a singing telegram. Could you sing it to me? Well it's not really not the kind of message to sing. Oh, please. I don't sing very well. Oh, please. Well he gave in... and with his best try: [Stomp foot once] Da, da, da, ta da ta. Your sister Rose is dead. Transcribed from a youtube video by Parmesana posted June 9, 2011. See video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id5AC_otFIg
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