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GUEST,.gargoyle Origins: Ching Chong Chinaman Song (76* d) RE: Origins: Ching Chong Chinaman Song 14 May 24


On the same thread - circa 1960 - West Coast USA.

woman is having a tryst in bedroom.
Husband comes home.
Woman shuts China man in the closet so fast his balls are hanging out.
Husband asks, "What are these?"
Wife replies, "Chinese bell chimes."
Husband kicks them once, twice, three times.
And the third time ... from the closet ... comes the high pitched cry of:
Ding Dong DAMMIT!

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

The sins of our youth roll on today.


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