3907 CHRISTOPHER COLUMBO In fourteen hundred ninety-two A dago from Italia Roamed and roamed the streets of Rome Selling his hot tamales. Christopher Columbo, He knew the world was round-o That urinating, masturbating, son of a bitch Columbo. He said to the king, to the king said he, Just give me ships and cargo In fourteen days you son of a bitch I'll bring you back Chicago. The Queen she hocked her family jewels To get Columbus started And on the decks she wept with tears But Columbus only farted. Columbus piped, "All hands on deck." And tied them to the mast pole Then he took down all their pants And fucked them in the ass hole. The cabin maid ran down the deck The villain he pursued her The white of an egg ran down her leg Columbo he had screwed her. In fourteen days they sighted land It was the isle of Cuba A big fat whore ran down to shore With legs just like a tuba. Columbus he jumped overboard The crew they stripped and followed In forty-five minutes by the clock She'd made ten thousand dollars. Columbus he came back on deck His tool was sore and fiery He wiped it off on the tablecloth And logged it in his diary. In Spain the doctors they were few The syph doctors not many The only one Columbus knew Was a God damn Jew named Benny. Columbus went up and that Jew His face was calm and placid The God damn fool filled up his tool, With muriatic acid. Van Hook Gordon "Inferno" Collection, #3907. No date (1920s). Notes say part of manuscript is missing.
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