3908 In fourteen hundred ninety two There lived Queen Isabella ('Twas then) She had to do with a god damned fool Said here's your dago feller. She wanted him to leave the land And for a damned good reason For he had screwed her husband's wife And that you know was treason. Columbus stood upon the deck And gazed out o'er the ocean The god damned crew ran down below Because they lacked emotion. Columbus stood upon the deck And gazed out through his glass hole The second mate crept up behind And goosed him in the arsehole. Columbus stood upon the deck And there he took his station The god damned crew went down below And practised masturbation, Columbus stood upon the deck And gazed out o'er the ocean When on the shore he saw a whore (And) Which filled him with emotion. The god damned crew jumped in the boat Their cocks were red and - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The sailors jumped into the boat And doffed their coats and collars (Undid) In fifteen minutes by the clock (Fifty) She made six hundred dollars. Columbus too would have his piece His cook was red and fiery He rammed it down into the ship And wrote it in his diary. Of doctors in those good old days There were not very many Except one god damned little Jew Who went by the name of Benny, Columbo went to Benny His cock was red and flaccid The god damned fool filled up his tool With hot sulphuric acid. His balls they went around oh Until they touched the ground oh, That geographical son of a bitch That Christopho Columbo. Gordon "Inferno" Collection, #3908. No date, no location, no contributor.
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