The Duke of Plaza-Toro In enterprise of martial kind, When there was any fighting, He led his regiment from behind He found it less exciting. But when away his regiment ran, His place was at the fore, O That celebrated, Cultivated, Underrated Nobleman, The Duke of Plaza-Toro! In the first and foremost flight, ha, ha! You always found that knight, ha, ha! That celebrated, Cultivated, Underrated Nobleman, The Duke of Plaza-Toro! When, to evade Destruction's hand, To hide they all proceeded, No soldier in that gallant band Hid half as well as he did. He lay concealed throughout the war, And so preserved his gore, O! That unaffected, Undetected, Well-connected Warrior, The Duke of Plaza-Toro! In every doughty deed, ha, ha! He always took the lead, ha, ha! That unaffected, Undetected, Well-connected Warrior, The Duke of Plaza-Toro! Christopher Columbo is apparently a parody of the Duke of Palaz-Toro's braggadocio song in Sir William Gilbert and Sir Arthur Sullivan's The Gondoliers which opened December 7, 1889 at the Savoy. One can listen to the song here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4StLUPFDnBU&t=1904s
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