Here's a couple limericks my dad taught me near 60 years ago. They were probably already old at the time.
There was a young man from Boston Who bought himself an Austin (very small motorcar) There was room for his ass And a gallon of gas But his balls hung out and he lost 'em
There was an old lady from Wheeling Who had a peculiar feeling She laid on her back And let out a crack And pissed all over the ceiling
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