We took a little trip to heaven to see the folks up there and they were all seated around the heavenly stair and when they lined up for drinks before the heavenly bar Each angel on his shirt front wore a handshake and a star. We took a little trip to Hades to see the poor lost souls The CK’s and the Aquilas were squatted on the coals The AOE’s and Campus Club the sizzle had begun While the ZAPhi’s were on velvet chairs watching all the fun The TAE’s were labeled duds and placed upon a shelf When in walked Father Doran the king of Hell himself He slipped the old time friend grip and yelleda loud “Hi! Hi! ” For he was a charter member and a damn good ZAPhi Text retrieved from http://www.moreheadtekes.com/id20.html on December 19, 2009.
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