ALPHA PHI

We wandered o'er to London town to see his majesty.
The Commons and the House of Lords were sitting down to tea.
When in walked the Prince of Wales, upon his face a frown:
He said, "Get up you bally blokes, let Alpha Phi sit down."

Chorus :

We're Alpha Phis
We bow to no other one.
We're always ready
To pledge all the girls
Who are tried, true and steady.

We wandered up to heaven to see the angels there.
And they were all a-standing around a golden chair.
And some were talking picture shows, and some were talking teas.
When in walked old St. Peter saying, "Here's to Alpha Phis."

Torontonensis. 1957. Pg 314. The University of Toronto yearbook.
This section of the yearbook gives "favorite songs" from various
fraternities & sororities each being titled to the fraternity or
sorority that contributed the song.

See online here: https://archive.org/details/torontonensis57univ/page/314/mode/2up?q=heaven