Drunken Beta

I'm a drunken Beta and I love my Haig and Haig
I love my Johnny Walker and I love my lady's leg
I love my beer and whiskey
I love my Rock and Rye
for I'm one of the drunken crew of Beta Theta Pi

Now if you see a pretty girl,you treat her just like this...
you put your hands upon her hips and on her lips a kiss
and if she starts to murmur and if she starts to sigh,
just tell her it's a sacred seal of Beta Theta Pi.

Now Adam was the first man to wear the Beta pin
and Socrates the wisest of all the earthly men.
Samson was the strongest although he had an itch
but if Julius Caesar comes along we'll pledge the son of a...

Betas raise your voices for everyone to hear your song
when every loyal heart rejoices
it's sounding chorus to prolong
it's sounding chorus to prolong
in ever grateful praise UN ending
TO BETA THETA PI
our voices ringing high a song...a song...
bold loud and long to Beta Theta Pi...
to Beta Theta Pi...
to Beta Theta Pi

........Followed by loud boisterous AHHHHHHH and a few Hoes

An email from fredinvt@juno.com dated Sep 9, 2000. Formatted for readability.

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