Drunken Beta I'm a drunken Beta and I love my Haig and Haig I love my Johnny Walker and I love my lady's leg I love my beer and whiskey I love my Rock and Rye for I'm one of the drunken crew of Beta Theta Pi Now if you see a pretty girl,you treat her just like this... you put your hands upon her hips and on her lips a kiss and if she starts to murmur and if she starts to sigh, just tell her it's a sacred seal of Beta Theta Pi. Now Adam was the first man to wear the Beta pin and Socrates the wisest of all the earthly men. Samson was the strongest although he had an itch but if Julius Caesar comes along we'll pledge the son of a... Betas raise your voices for everyone to hear your song when every loyal heart rejoices it's sounding chorus to prolong it's sounding chorus to prolong in ever grateful praise UN ending TO BETA THETA PI our voices ringing high a song...a song... bold loud and long to Beta Theta Pi... to Beta Theta Pi... to Beta Theta Pi ........Followed by loud boisterous AHHHHHHH and a few Hoes An email from fredinvt@juno.com dated Sep 9, 2000. Formatted for readability. Retrieved from here: http://www.enron-mail.com/email/skilling-j/discussion_threads/_Drunken_Beta__1.html
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