A man is exploring some caves when he comes across an Aladdin's lamp, sat on a stone. He picks it up, gives it a rub and, out of a green mist, a genie appears.

"Master" says the genie. "What is your third and final wish?"

"Third and final?" says the man. "I haven't had my first two yet!"

"On the contrary" replies the genie. "You were unhappy with your first wish, so your second was to undo it and forget all about it."

Realising that it was his last chance, the man gives it some serious thought. At last he says "I want you to make me irresistible to women."

The genie holds his arms out, folds them one over the other, and says "Your wish is my command".

As the genie is disappearing back into the lamp for the last time, the man hears him say "Funny that. That was your first wish as well!"


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