As me mother used to tell us boys, "She was only a stableman's daughter but all the horsemen knew her."

Need I explain more clearly?

Anyone know any artificial inseminator songs?

My old man is an articficial inseminator,
Now what do you think about that?
He wears an artificial inseminator raincoat
And an artificial inseminator hat;
He wears artificial inseminator glasses
And artificial inseminator shoes,
And every night when he gets home
He reads the Artificial Inseminator's News.

Where will this thread creep next?