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Georgiansilver BS: Joke thread for 2025 (468* d) RE: BS: Joke thread for 2025 18 Feb 25


A small town had three churches: Presbyterian, Methodist, and Catholic. All three had a serious problem with squirrels in the church building and each, in its own fashion, had a meeting to deal with the problem.

The Presbyterians decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the church and that they would just have to live with them.

The Methodists decided that the situation needed dealing with humanely and strapped the squirrels before moving them to the local park. Within 3 days they returned.

The Catholics decided the best idea would be to baptise them, which they did. Now they only see them at Easter and Christmas.


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