OK, let's try another long and obscure one...

When Clint Eastwood was electedmayorof Carmel, he invited many of his showbusiness and media friends to a celebration. One of them was Roy Rodgers, who checked into a hotel in the town. Roy was wearing a pair of brand new cowboy boots, which he left outside his room for the hotel staff to clean. For some reason, the hotel cat took exception to the boots, and clawed and chewed them to shreds.

Roy was incensed. He called up Clint, and when he arrived, showed him the ruined boots. "Look at what the darned hotel cat did to my band new boots" he complained. Clint narrowed his eyes and said "Wait there, while I go collect a posse."

A few minutes later, Clint returns, holding by the scruff of its neck a spitting, gouging and very cross cat. Clint takes it to Roy and says

"Pardon me Roy. Is this the cat that chewed your new shoes?"