A 96-year-old man is sitting alone in the corner in a pub enjoying his pint. But two little old ladies on the other side of the bar have spotted him and they keep on talking and pointing to him.

Eventually, one of them goes over to the man and she says, "Excuse me, but we think we know you. Weren't you part of a strong man act sometime ago?"

The old man says, "Well yes I was. But that was an awful long time ago, at least 60 years!"

The old woman said to him, "I seem to remember as part of your act in those days you could bend an iron bar over your willy! Can you still do that trick?"

So he said to her,"Well, I can't do that anymore because my wrists have gone.-...

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Dunno about that bloke but I am getting stronger as I get older. When I was 27 I couldn't bend my willy. Now, at 72, I find it easy