Anyone coming to Lark Camp, at the Mendocino Woodlands? Best week of the year for singers and musicians. However, campers have to run the gauntlet of incomprehensible road work on Highways 128 and 1. Traffic lights even in the middle of the night, when there's nothing on the road but a dead skunk. Wyrds: Fatguru Baba Ghanoush Tune: Bob Dylan, Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again Oh, the flagman waves in circles Up and down the road I’d ask how long we’ll wait here But I think he’d explode And the hardhats treat me kindly And I offer them a grape But here inside my Honda I know I can’t escape Oy, Caltrans, can this really be the end? To be stuck here on the highway With the Mendo Blues again Oh a biker gave me two cures And he said, wait right here One was Humboldt medicine The other one was home-brewed beer And like a shmuck I chugged them And they muggled up my brain Now Fort Bragg just gets uglier And I have no sense of pain Oy, Caltrans, can this really be the end? Ten miles from the Woodlands With the Mendo Blues again I wrote a rant on Facebook Now all my posts are blocked My so-called friends still talk about How badly they were shocked But me, I expected it to happen ‘Cause I’ve been having fits So I threw my phone down Highway One And stomped it into bits Oy, Caltrans, can this really be the end? Eight miles from the Woodlands With the Mendo Blues again Zuleika says come see her In the Greek tent in Camp Two Where I can watch her belly-dance And do the hootchy-koo. But here I sit impatiently And ask myself what price I have to pay to get out of Writing songs like this one twice Oy, Caltrans, is this really how it ends? Five miles from the Woodlands And I can’t find my Depends
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