Couple of Yorkshire jokes from my fellow ex-pat Lancastrian :-D

Q. How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Eyup, lad, it's not that dark...


A Yorkshireman is lying on his death bed.
He had been unwell for a while, and the time was drawing near. He'd asked for his family to be gathered in his bedroom to say their goodbyes.

“Is me darling wife here wi' me?”

“Yes, love, I'm here..."

“And me son, is he 'ere in t'bedroom wi' me?”

“Aye, dad, I’m here.”

"Warrabout me lovely daughter?"

"Aye, dad, here I am, and all your grandkids are here too. Everybody's here..."

“Then why's bloody light still on in t' front room?”