... America... wait, this does ring a bell... Oh yes... isn't it that part of the world we used to shove all them trouble makers into, after the unlucky 1848 revolution? But otherwise quite uninteresting.

They divide it into three parts, I guess. One of them is this wilderness in the north inhabited by eskimos and french-speaking lumberjacks. Alaska or something like that. The second part is this troublemaker country which pollutes the world with chewing gum and bad sit-coms. And tries to breakdown our export industries, of course. Ahm... Hollywood! Yes, that was the name.

And the third one is... AH... I remember now... Peperoni Land. where they allways have revolutions and all the illegal houshold hands from the second country are brought back to when they are pregnant from their bosses.

Oh I nearly forgot... The Sunshine Village For Senior Nazi Leaders down south. Very important nowadays, since they support our cocaine markets. Three,nay, FOUR good reasons to be european. *GGG*

Don't worry, lads, here in the old world we can't stand our neighbors, either! No reason to start war for pigs, expecially not when Foot and Mouth Diesease is abroad... *GGGGG*