A husband and wife had hired a camel to get them across the desert. About three days out the camel stopped, lay down and would not go any further. The couple were at a loss a to what to do, so they tried all sorts of threats, bribes etc. to try and get the camel going. The husband was at the front end trying a new idea, when suddenly the camel jumped up, and ran off into the desert.
"What did you do" asked the husband
"I gave him a good swift kick in the nuts" says the wife
At this the husband turned towards her with his legs apart and says "well give me one as well, I've got to catch the bastard."