Thank you Susan! Thank you Susan.! Thank you Susan!

Shit gang! I know how to call up old threads and read them. It's the immediacy of addressing the issue at hand in a current thread that's fun. If I have a serious question, I'll hit the old threads. They're great for education, but not for entertainment!

Now, repeat after me, "Do not take anything Bedubya ever posts on the Mudcat at face value. He has a warped since of humor. He is full of shit. He is no relation to that other Dubya guy, who is also full of shit."

It reminds me of my old college professor who once told our class that if he ever came to class wearing a spin-around bow-tie with blinking red lights we could take everything that he said on that day dead seriously.

Maybe I should have titled this thread "Stupid Musical Instrument Questions and Their Improbable Answers!"

Now, to answer Susan's questions:

1) I quit pumping my organ when I got married again. 2) I always forget I bought Gorilla Snot until I find the jar under the sofa and it's too dried up to be used for anything. 3) Hair in tuners? Do like I did. Go bald! 4) Would you please repeat the question? 5) The little foam wind-baffles keep coming off and choking me. 6) Nunyadambidness! But all my guitars are "well-strung"!

Happy Days

Bruce