Is it really true Larrivees explode in Australia?

If I string up with Elixirs will they still be in perfect condition in 100 years time?

If my cat performed "inappropriate evacuation" in my bodhran will this improve the tone?

Can I catch nvCJD from the neck joint in my guitar?

Can I mount an Aussie-Amish Moustache Pitchfork tuner directly under the bridge of my tiple?

When a plectrum falls on the floor why does it disappear forever? Or has it somehow fallen into hyperspace? (Perhaps BruceO can answer this one?)

Why is it always D strings that break first on a guitar (OK on MY guitar!)

How can you prevent the flute player sitting next to you dripping spit from the end of his flute into your pint of beer during a session?

Assuming all the Seagulls in the world have just been sold, what cheap but good guitar should I buy?

If five banjo players all eventually managed to get their instruments in tune in a session what would they do next?

What key should I tune my tuneable bodhran to?

What brand works best for a lagerphone ...Fosters or Castlemain 4X?

Come to think of it, I think all of the questions have already been answered in some of the threads 'Spaw listed! Sorry about that!

mcmoo