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Crazy Eddie Puns: Give us your worst/best (106* d) RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best 25 Apr 01


In case you haven't figured it out:
One particular butcher was so successful, he wound up owning large numbers of slaughter-houses, and had lots of money.
To gave his two sons a good start in life he bought them a cattle ranch. The boys couldn't agree on a name for the ranch, so they agreed to ask their father to name it.
The father thought for a minute, then declared "It's obvious, there's only one name that fits. It must be called the Focus Ranch" .
Why ? Because it's where the Sun's rays meet. ( where the sons raise meat)




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