High above, in the vast reaches of space inhabited by the "Jedi as a Religion" thread, a battle rages...
"You rebel scum will never defeat us!" Darth Caitrin said, the Sith Lady's smirk betraying the scorn she felt regarding the Rebel Alliance.
"Hey, that's Mr. Rebel Scum to you!" one of the pilots shouted.
Darth Caitrin snorted in disgust. "Certainly. As though it matters. Soon you shall all be dead."
"You may kill us, but you'll never defeat the Rebellion!" a young pilot (who looked suspiciously like Matt_R) cried out. "Good always triumphs!"
"Oh does it, Hawtayne?" the Sith replied, her smirk growing broader. "My Death Star is now fully operational. I think an excellent choice of first targets would be...
The Mudcat Tavern."