Bennie found an old grecian urn. As he was polishing it, a genie came out and said "You may have one wish, but you must do what I tell you to receive it."

Bennie wished for an unending supply of money. The genie said, "You have what you have wished for, but you must never ever shave your beard again."

Surely enough, Bennie never ran out of money, no matter how much he spent or gave away. However, after many years, his beard grew very long and was a constant source of problems. One morning Bennie arose from bed and tripped on his beard. In a rage, he shaved the damned thing and was instantly transformed into a Grecian Urn.

The moral of the tale: A Bennie shaved is a Bennie urned.

kan-du (disguising my identity in shame)