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grannyjan BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II) (107* d) RE: BS: Give us more PUNishment! (Puns II) 30 Apr 01

As a teenager, newly working at a bank that had recently merged with another, i discreetly answered the phone :

Good morning, National Bestminster Wank'

A dreadful pun of my own devising - The patient wants a synovectomy - is that the surgical removal of Chinese take aways?

A colleague used to answer the phone between 11.30 and 12.00 with Good aftermorning.

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