Lee Roy rushed in to speak to his father...
'Father, I have got Mavis into trouble, and her family want a £10,000 dowry...'
'Shit, Shit, Shit, I suppose it will have to be...'
A week later, Rufus rushes in with a similar problem, but this time the figure is £12,000...
'Shit, Shit shit,' (etc.)
A few days later, Jemima sidles up to Daddy: 'Bernard has got me in trouble, father...'
At this news, her father's face brightens considerably: 'Here's where we make the profit!!'.