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GUEST,Honky NON-IRRITATING BLACK JOKES (41) RE: NON-IRRITATING BLACK JOKES 01 May 01

A Black goes into a Chinese Takeaway.

'Hey, Ping Pong! Gimme some noodles!'

'Who are you calling Ping Pong? My name is Chai Lung - what is your name?'

'My name is Martin Luther King III, Ping Pong...'

'I told you I am Chai Lung, not Ping Pong'

'Ping Pong, Chai Lung, it's all the same to me...'

'Sorry, cannot serve you.'

'Why not?'

'You started the riots'

'Pardon?'

'Martin Luther King, Rodney King, all the same to me...'

'You responsible for the Los Angeles riots'

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