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Trapper	Song Challenge! - Part 52 (65* d)	RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 52	11 May 01
SHT! That's what happens when you don't check a thread for a few days! I composed this offline. Apologies to Sinsull, who already used this tune for his parody. I think I'll post it anyway.... If you don't get the references, you'll have to go SURFING!! TWELVE INCHES OF TOPSOIL* by Al Boyce - 5/11/2001 Tune: Twelve Days of Christmas In the first inch of topsoil my garden gave to me, A Condom in a Cup of Coffee In the second inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Two blown-up fox... and a condom in a cup of coffee... In the third inch of topsoil my garden gave to me, Three French pigs... Two blown-up fox... and a condom in a cup of coffee.. In the fourth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Four Garden Gnomes... Three French Pigs... Two Blown-up Fox... and a Condom in a Cup of Coffee. In the fifth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Five Golden Loo's... Four Garden Gnomes... Three French Pigs... Two Blown-up Fox... and a Condom in a Cup of Coffee. In the sixth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Six Moose a-kicking... Five Golden Loo's... Four Garden Gnomes... Three French Pigs... Two Blown-up Fox... and a Condom in a Cup of Coffee. In the seventh inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Seven Sexist Snowmen... Six Moose a-kicking... Five Golden Loo's... Four Garden Gnomes... Three French Pigs... Two Blown-up Fox... and a Condom in a Cup of Coffee. In the eighth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Eight Headless Chickens... Seven Sexist Snowmen... Six Moose a-kicking... Five Golden Loo's... Four Garden Gnomes... Three French Pigs... Two Blown-up Fox... and a Condom in a Cup of Coffee. In the ninth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Nine Panties Flinging... Eight Headless Chickens... Seven Sexist Snowmen... Six Moose a-kicking... Five Golden Loo's... Four Garden Gnomes... Three French Pigs... Two Blown-up Fox... and a Condom in a Cup of Coffee. In the tenth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Ten Grannies 'jacking... Nine Panties Flinging... Eight Headless Chickens... Seven Sexist Snowmen... Six Moose a-kicking... Five Golden Loo's... Four Garden Gnomes... Three French Pigs... Two Blown-up Fox... and a Condom in a Cup of Coffee. In the eleventh inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Eleven Sheep a-shooting... Ten Grannies 'jacking... Nine Panties Flinging... Eight Headless Chickens... Seven Sexist Snowmen... Six Moose a-kicking... Five Golden Loo's... Four Garden Gnomes... Three French Pigs... Two Blown-up Fox... and a Condom in a Cup of Coffee. In the twelfth inch of topsoil, my garden gave to me, Twelve Caitrin's Cookies... Eleven Sheep a-shooting... Ten Grannies 'jacking... Nine Panties Flinging... Eight Headless Chickens... Seven Sexist Snowmen... Six Moose a-kicking... Five Golden Loo's... Four Garden Gnomes... Three French Pigs... Two Blown-up Fox... and a Condom in a Cup of Coffee.

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