Oh, ouch!I hate sunburns. I don't tolerate them well at all. Commercially prepared aloe vera gel, topical lidocaine preparations, tepid baths, and ibuprofen or Tylenol. Okay, Black Walnut, a song about sunburn comes to my mind. Page Wilson and Reckless Abandon's "Swimmin' Nekkid in the Ocean". Excerpts as follows: Chorus:Swim nekkid in the ocean ( x4) Get a sunburn where it's ne'er before shined Hurt so bad I can't even sit down We all need some shade Cause everybody's runnin around in a similar situation... Chorus: Swim nekkid in the ocean... Gonna leave these bad times These old screamin sad times, leave them behind. I got a notion to get some waterproof sunshine lotion . Swim nekkid in the ocean...