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Patrish(inactive) BS: Handy Tips (21) RE: BS: Handy Tips 17 May 01

CONVERT BLACK LABRADOR DOGS into seals by taking them to cafes twice a week and feeding them pastries, sweets and cakes, starving them of exercise, slipping a pair of black socks onto their front paws and smearing their coats in vaseline. Then encourage them to balance a beach ball on their nose in return for fish-shaped dog biscuits.

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