Refine the question! Boxers or briefs?
Reminds me of a song: "I want to be your underwear" Bryan Adams. Truly a uncontrollable love song. Try to keep a straight face playing and singing that.
"Black silk with red chille peppers" I have a pair of boxers almost like that, black silk with red and green chille peppers wearing Santa hats.
Todays are white cotton boxers with two bunnies and the saying "Nice Buns". My wife has given me many crazy boxers.
Beam me up Scotty! Roy