*grins* All right, 'spaw, here's a birthday song for you, by a group of Rick's countrymen called The Arrogant Worms. I figure you have the sort of sense of humor which will appreciate it.

Once a year we celebrate
with stupid hats and plastic plates
the fact that you've been able to make
another trip around the sun
So the whole clan gathers 'round
and gifts and laughter do abound
and so we make a joyful sound
and sing this stupid song

Happy birthday
what have you done that matters?
Happy birthday!
You're starting to get fatter
Happy birthday!
It's downhill from now on
Try not to remind yourself
your best years are all gone.