I´ve been singing this cockney alphabet song called SEAMUS THE SHOWMAN for the last 30 years - and still find it great (in an excruciating kind of way!).It goes....... SEAMUS THE SHOWMAN I was a young man He was an old man He said he was a showman And he knew what to do He said his name was Seamus And he would make me famous And said it so sincerely I believed it was true He said all you need are lots of glossy photos And a song about the alphabet I said I've got the photos But I´ll have to improvise the song You see I haven't written it yet (ch)And the showman he cried They're all on your side And you don't have to worry at all So I sang A is for horses, B(eer)for your supper C for yourself You can't D-eny its true If you E-ve a brick When you F-ervesce The G-ief of police will be after you He'll H-ate you for it And I-ll say I told you so Let's J-walk on a summer's day Down to the K-afe For a cup of tea To L with worry is what I say (ch) When the M-phasis Is on N-tertainment O, what a decent P-A will do The people have Q-ed For R-f an hour It's S-enntial they can hear you sing T for two U for me, V-ive la France Then the W-phonium player pretended he was dead The X started flying And the Y-fe of our saxophonist Threw one which landed On his Z (ch) It really was regrettable My song alphabetical Went down like a lead balloon So we made our exitus With people throwing eggs at us We smiled and said We´ll be back soon And the showman he cried........
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