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FIDDLER MIKE Cheer me up PLEASE (79* d) RE: Cheer me up PLEASE 16 Dec 98


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These are old but I'm easily ammused, so I keep them around for occasional review.

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

so what's the speed of dark?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

And be assured, God always provides for our material needs if we believe, trust and pay attention.
May he bless you this holiday season.

Mike T.


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