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Ajaleigh Cheer me up PLEASE (79* d) RE: Cheer me up PLEASE 16 Dec 98


Gee Helen! u ruined MY christmas! just kidding. I just have a joke for webby. A man was driving down the road and hit a rabbit. He got out of his car and picked it up and moaned "oh my god! I can't belive I hit this poor rabbit!" Another man pulled over to see if everthing was okay. When he saw the guy, he asked "What happened?" The first guy answered "Oh I hit this ppor rabbit and killed it and I feel awful!" The second guy thought a second, then went over to his trunk, pulled out a bottle, and sprayed some on the rabbit. A few seconds later, the rabbit jumps out of the man's arms, hops, waves, hops, waves, and hops and waves till he's out of sight. The guy who hit the rabbit looked at the second guy and asked "What WAS that stuff!?" The man answered "Hair/hare restorer with permanent wave!"

isn't it cute? lots of laughs! Aja


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