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GUEST,Robdale Song Challenge! - Part 59 (100* d) RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 59 07 Jul 01


I hope these are enough verses. My first instinct was to end the song, Edgar Allen Poe like... in the moment of greatest horror. Dragging it out and torturing the audience with gratuitus images of senseless violence is also fun!!!

Boiling Lobster , Screaming Chicken


A chicken was squawking in my oven last night ,
Or at least that's how it seemed.
A lobster was boiling in a restaurant,
Emitting terrible screams.
The horrors of both were explained right away --
The sound of escaping steam !

But maybe the causes are deeper than that!
Maybe they are actual squeals.
I know that I'll pay a terrible price,
If we are haunted by our meals !
I know that I'll have to pay terrible price,
But imagine how Colonel Sanders feels !

Our animal foods extracting revenge
Exacting a ghastly price
Begging for mercy from our briskets and chops
Is starting to seem very wise
Armies of chickens without any wings
Millions of frogs without legs
Thomas from "Wendys" is haunted by steer
And Denny is haunted by eggs

The chef from the "Won-Ton" garden
Imagine the horrors he sees
Fluffy and Fido with blood in their eyes
It makes him just drop to his knees
Kroc from MacDonalds is bracing himself
He is ready to make his retreat
But burgers and Big Mac's are not haunting him
Cause he uses more fillers than meat!!!!!


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