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Harry O Cheer me up PLEASE (79* d) RE: Cheer me up PLEASE 18 Dec 98


Yer Man goes into a bar accompanied by a giraffe. The barman says nothing. "Two pints," says Yer Man,"one for me and one for my friend." The barman serves the drinks. Fifteen pints later, the giraffe sinks to the floor. Yer Man turns round and heads for the door. "Hey!", says the barman,"You can't leave that lyin' there." "Thash not a lion. Thash a shiraffe.!" says Yer Man.


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