A guy went into a pet store to ask for a pet that could do anything and everything. How about a dog?" the owner asked "no. they can't do everything." so the owner went down a list, but the guy rejected all of them. Then the owner asked "How about a centipede?" The guy doubted that it could do anything and everything, but he gave it ashot and took it home. When he got there, he told it to clean the kitchen and went into the back room. When he came back 20 min. later, everything was clean:the appliances were spakling, the counters shined, the dishwasher was unlaoded and everything was in it's place. Thw guy was suprised, but wasn't sure yet, so he told it to clean the living room. When he came back 15, min later, everything was vacuumed, the pillows were fluffed, the couch had been cleaned. So the guy, really pleased now, said" Allright. Go get me the paper." 20 min went by...he wasn't back, half an hour later, still wasn't back, 45 minutes later, the guy went out to check, thinking maybe he was hurt, or run over, or dead! But when he opened the door, the centepede was still there. "What're u doing!" he asked, "i asked u to get the paper 45 minutes ago!" "I'm goin! i'm goin! I'm puttin my shoes on!" :)