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McMusic Cheer me up PLEASE (79* d) RE: Cheer me up PLEASE 22 Dec 98


How many shrinks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one--but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

How many conservatives does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10. One to change the bulb, and nine to stand around saying how much better the old bulb was.

How many government workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four. One to change the bulb, and three to file environmental impact statements.


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