I'm new here and have been refraining from beginning any BS threads, but this just had me in stitches so I thought I would share.

I recently decided to check out a movie theater website that listed what films were playing and where in your area you could see it. You list your zip code, and it offers you some choices on where you could go. There was a tab marked "directions", so I looked into that while I was there. It asked me where I would be coming from, and then listed some of the different places it could map it out from.

Keep in mind that I live in Virginia, USA, and asked for a local theater not 3 miles from where I live.

It offered me directions from Europe. ::::GUFFAW!!!::::

I don't know if it would have offered me airfare, or simply map the bottom of the Atlantic for me, as I lost it completely and had to leave to catch the show.

Anyone on that side of the pond want to catch a movie with me? :D