Bill, The problem with your hypophysis is that you haven't grasped the subtitles of Art's mid-western accent. Such elocutionaries can be unfathomably deep for the unarticulated. Tows, of course, must be fathoming constantly else they ground themselves on shoals or bust open their bottoms and sink and it is hard to limp home on a BrokenTow. But I am veering off point. A "beloit" would be your typical 2 sillybull contrivance as in "detroit". Unless "detroit" is what de pitcher do with de baseball.
Art, I have always experienced the melon entry as more of a "kersploonsch", a much more random sound than "beloit" which is quite precise. Is it possible that I don't have enough hops to get the proper altitude? And speaking of cities in Wisconsin, "kenosha" is actually what some folks would like to do with the governments workplace safety regulations.
I gotta get more eggnog and then see if I can figure out what Roger was after even if it was off subject