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ScottyG BS: Heard any good ones lately (98* d) RE: BS: Heard any good ones lately 17 Aug 01


Just got this emailed to me from one of my republican acquaintances...

"Dear Abby:

My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat, but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his co-workers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, everyone in town knows he is a cheat. I don't know what to do.

Signed,

Frustrated

Dear Frustrated:

You should dump him. Now that you are finally a New York Senator, you don't need him anymore.

.............
This is a take-off on a Dear Abby letter. For those who don't know, Dear Abby is a syndicated advice column in many Stateside newspapers.




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