When I was in the navy we sang a tattooed lady song that went something like this. I've been looking for the introduction to the song for many years. Anybody out there know it?
On her neck was Minnesota
On her shoulders was Tennessee
And tattooed on her back, was good old Hackensack
The place where I long to be
And on her (long whistle) was West Virginia
In those hills where I love to roam
And when the moon came up upon her Mississippi
That's when I recognized my home sweet home
HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 25-Jun-02.